Author: Sparky
Attention Tourons:
Today is July 3rd; not the 4th.
I hope another rain tonight blows through and sends your monthly check worth of fireworks straight up your sister’s skirt.
Go home.
You suck.
Happens Every Year
‘Round here, we shoot guns in the air like REAL ‘Mericans.
EVERY YEAR, someone makes the news because a bullet came down through someone’s roof and lodged somewhere…one year in some woman’s head.
Long as the still is Ok….
Why his sister? She had nothing to do with it…just sayin’
Better his wife/girlfriend.