Happens Every Year

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Attention Tourons:
Today is July 3rd; not the 4th.
I hope another rain tonight blows through and sends your monthly check worth of fireworks straight up your sister’s skirt.

Go home.
You suck.

2 Comment
David Martin July 8, 2021
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'Round here, we shoot guns in the air like REAL 'Mericans. EVERY YEAR, someone makes the news because a bullet came down through someone's roof and lodged somewhere...one year in some woman's head. Long as the still is Ok....
D'arcy McClelland July 6, 2021
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Why his sister? She had nothing to do with it...just sayin' Better his wife/girlfriend.