Happens Every Year

Attention Tourons:
Today is July 3rd; not the 4th.
I hope another rain tonight blows through and sends your monthly check worth of fireworks straight up your sister’s skirt.

Go home.
You suck.


2 Replies to “Happens Every Year”

  1. ‘Round here, we shoot guns in the air like REAL ‘Mericans.

    EVERY YEAR, someone makes the news because a bullet came down through someone’s roof and lodged somewhere…one year in some woman’s head.

    Long as the still is Ok….

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