How Bored Am I?

Between Covid bullshit and protests, I’ve been house bound, and the boredom has moved from serious to a level I never knew existed.
How bored am I, you might ask?
– I just listened to two hours of Mongolian throat singing
– I’m re-reading books from 1978…Scruples by Judith Krantz was the latest
– I’m learning ballroom dancing via video. The dog isn’t liking it much
– I tweezed my legs
– I shaved my arms (they’re very smooth!)

Stop me before I cut my own hair, please?

#BoredToDeath #ChinkyPoxSux

About D'arcy

D'arcy grew up on an estate in upstate New York, surrounded by staff, with mostly absentee parents. Left to her own devices, she shunned school, read voraciously, and collected animals, first-edition volumes of her favorite books, and occasionally men. D'arcy recently moved out of her apartment on the UES of NYC with her cavachon pup, Aramis, and is currently living at her late parents estate while deciding on where to put down roots. The best way to get on her good side is to have a sense of humor, not take yourself too seriously, and be kind in general. Irritate her, and you'll be greeted with a laser look and a tongue lashing for the ages, and not the good kind.

2 Replies to “How Bored Am I?”

  1. Don’t forget our lawn party this Saturday. Ramone promised to do our hair and catering before and said he’s bringing a brand new something or other.
    I’m positively giddy at the thought. 

    • How could I forget? And I adore Ramon. He’s so handsome, so tanned, so muscle bound, so gay…and what a great dancer! Hope he remembers to bring the hair extensions.
      What are you wearing?

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