About Blanche

Blanche is from a southern state and grew up in a middle class neighborhood. She is nearly always sweet and friendly, but can also be very fiery and a bit impatient. She is average height with fair skin, red hair and green eyes. She has a prosthetic hand since losing hers ten years ago in a bar fight with a drunk blonde bimbo. She is currently single and looking. Her most recent romance was with a guy called Crusher MacDougal. They parted ways when Blanche called him a pussy.

4 Replies to “I Can’t Wait”

  1. Wildman on said:

    Have a spatula, What’s a dildo? That for ,like, making smoothies?

    • D'arcy on said:

      Is that a euphemism for orgasm? New one for me…

  2. D'arcy on said:

    So is it a metal spatula? And is the dildo a run of the mill battery one, or a gas-powered one that you kick start?

    Asking for a friend.

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