Jackpot

I met Gaspard a month after I repossessed his girlfriend’s Lamborghini Reventon. The two came in together to claim it and pay the tow bill; but she was hysterical, crying, and hurling four-letter words like a box of corn pop cereal fired from a cannon.
She was pissed.
And from South Jersey.
She demanded I give her satisfaction by way of lowering the fees, which inspired me to advise her I’d held it for thirty days and it was pay up or lose it. I’ve been in this business a very long time, so wasn’t disappointed when she jumped up and down, banged her fists on the counter, and screamed that Gaspard pay the bill for her “Right effing now!”
He, obviously hoping I was clueless, reminded her in French that he’d spent a fortune purchasing the thing for her; that she should have had her insurance paid up before getting a speeding ticket, and ever so politely invited her to Va te faire foutre.
I was so hot by then I jumped the counter and kissed him full on the lips.

As a result, she lost that fabulous piece of machinery, Gaspard bought it at auction, gave it to me and asked me to run away with him. So, I am. We leave for Monaco tomorrow.

I’ll stay in touch. 🥃😘

 

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About Lucia

Lucia is the 34-year-old owner of Lucky Lucia’s Bail Bonds. She is exciting and entertaining, but can also be very violent and a bit sneaky. She is an Italian firecracker who defines herself as straight. She has a post-graduate degree in glamour. Physically, Lucia is in pretty good shape. She is tall with bronze skin, dark auburn hair and brown eyes. She has a scar on her cheek from a tussle with Zack Vincent Ross. She is left-handed. Having never really known her parents, she was raised in a series of upper class foster homes. She is currently in a relationship with Brian Montgomery Anderson. Brian is 17 years older than her and owns one of her diamonds and a large conglomerate of whistle factories. Lucia’s best friend is an avid collector of men called D’arcy. They frequent classy nightclubs and have few scruples.

3 Replies to “Jackpot”

  1. DavidMartin2323 on said:

    Wait…WHAT?
    Leaving?
    Gaspard?
    French?

    What the…GASPARD?!?

  2. D'arcy on said:

    You never were one to make an entrance, but you sure know how to make an exit.
    Good for you, Lu. When it’s safe to fly, I’ll be in Monaco to visit you. Do I get to use the Lambo while you’re out of the states?

  3. Blanche on said:

    Glad it was you, Lu. I would have clocked her ass right off the rip. 

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