Kale Chips and FaceBook

I hate FaceBook, but I’ve had an account for eleven years because I was stupid enough to take the bait to keep up to date with my close family and friends. Face it, some people you just can’t let go. They’ve been in your life forever, and you have miles and miles to keep you apart for a close visit.
With this Covid horse shit, we’re more secluded than ever; so I keep the account.

The most inane bullshit passes through your feed; and you begin to separate the wheat from the chaff. You know… the “friends” you never realized were rabid Democrats? You really used to like these people, but now you wonder if they were always stupid, but you just couldn’t see it? The choice of “See less like this” should be changed to “Fuck this moron.”

There’s always the option to unfriend; as I did on one occasion to a very long time friend. With no remorse. Until this day, she can still kiss my ass.

Here’s a prime example:
I luv kale chips.
Yeah, because your wife is the queen fairy/witch nymph the elder gods chose for you since you’re a leftist nihilist because that’s the way she trained you. Thank God her boy child isn’t an idiot, too.

Enough of that… let’s get on to this Covid fiasco.
FB has added a new emoji. To make everyone have that “feel good thing” going on; because it encompasses the left’s “I care”. They clearly don’t.
Bitch, you can shove that shit straight up your sister’s skirt. We’re sick and tired of this lock down; and FaceBook ate a big bag of dicks.



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About Lucia

Lucia is the 34-year-old owner of Lucky Lucia’s Bail Bonds. She is exciting and entertaining, but can also be very violent and a bit sneaky. She is an Italian firecracker who defines herself as straight. She has a post-graduate degree in glamour. Physically, Lucia is in pretty good shape. She is tall with bronze skin, dark auburn hair and brown eyes. She has a scar on her cheek from a tussle with Zack Vincent Ross. She is left-handed. Having never really known her parents, she was raised in a series of upper class foster homes. She is currently in a relationship with Brian Montgomery Anderson. Brian is 17 years older than her and owns one of her diamonds and a large conglomerate of whistle factories. Lucia’s best friend is an avid collector of men called D’arcy. They frequent classy nightclubs and have few scruples.

2 Replies to “Kale Chips and FaceBook”

  1. Zaphod on said:

    Kale is just fine if you blanch it first…. then throw it on the compost pile!

  2. Modesty Fiona Blaise on said:

    And this…THIS is why I never had a FB account!
    But I want that dick-hugging emoji. It would come in so handy!!

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