Straight Out Of Left Field

You’ve been friends with someone for twenty-plus years. You’ve drunk with them many times, held each other up physically and emotionally, and witnessed the birth of her first grandchild. You’ve always agreed to disagree on whose college football team is the best, and in all things you do what is right and good.
Then one day you wake up and discover she’s stupid. So stupid in fact, nothing would make you happier than to just slap the taste right out of her mouth and make her apologize for being that stupid.


She’s a crazed vaccinated lefty.
And that’s all I can say about that.

No, We Aren’t Dead

We aren’t too drunk to post, but that would make for some great content if we were. Seems we both have too much on our plates these days; besides the constant worry of going down the rabbit hole known as the Biden-Harris administration.
I won’t start in on that shit since it’s been done to death and I’d rather not talk about it at the moment. Suffice to say it keeps me awake most nights and I’m plenty pissed about it.
The Modster and I have been discussing some ideas we hope to implement at LRR, so bear with us please. In the meantime comb through the archives and entertain yourselves. We’ll be back to a regularly-scheduled program soon.
Many thanks to you, dear readers. 🥰

Wuhan Word Salad


China. Wuhan. Bat soup. Wet market. People ill. People dying. World concerned. Virus arrives in US. Citizens alarmed. Talking heads peddle fear porn. Wear masks. Don’t wear masks. Wear masks. Use hand sanitizer. Disinfect your groceries, Wear gloves. Don’t wear gloves. Social distance. Save PPE for healthcare workers. The emergence of the Covid Karen. Businesses closed. No visiting the elderly in care homes. Despair rises. No play dates. No adult dates. Work from home. School from home. No holiday dinners. No proms. No graduation ceremonies. Fourth of July cancelled. People pissed. Fauci moves goal posts continuously. No Halloween. Election shit show. Thanksgiving cancelled. Vaccine pushed. Second wave. Mandates back in play. New variant. Non-stop vaccine push. Emergence of Vaccine Karen and Karl. Double mask if not vaxxed. Lose job if not vaxxed. No college if not vaxxed. Delta variant. More easily spread. More deadly. Hospitals overrun. Nurses quitting. Numbers skewed. VAERS reports studied. People furious. No trust in the CDC, the NIH, or Fauci. Parents push back against masks in school. Masks required on planes until 1/18/22. US on the brink of a total collapse.

Are you angry yet?