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Medic, please!

(Mod and I co-wrote this one a couple years ago.)   So, this morning I get a frantic call from Modesty. “I need you to...

Puzzle Time 01.20.22

Stop the presses! We have a new puzzle! And…. I’ve finally realized I have OCD! (sit down Myrtle; you’re hyperventilating) Jaysus Mary and Joseph in...

Merry Christmas!

Past Christmases; most you don’t remember at all, and there’s that one that sticks out like a hair on a hot plate of biscuits and...

God, Please Don’t Let Me Lose my Sense of Humor

I had a heart attack last July; which quite frankly should have scared the shit out of me at the time.. but didn’t. Instead, it...

That’s No Lady, It’s Sparky

From the time I could talk, my grandmother at every turn instilled in me to be in all situations ladylike. Cross your legs when wearing...

Straight Out Of Left Field

You’ve been friends with someone for twenty-plus years. You’ve drunk with them many times, held each other up physically and emotionally, and witnessed the birth...

No, We Aren’t Dead

We aren’t too drunk to post, but that would make for some great content if we were. Seems we both have too much on our...

Step Away From the Internet, Sparky

I am getting older. Perhaps that explains how I dream this shit up… My annual breast exam will be conducted at Hooters. Directions to my...

Blanche Needs Help

According to the ads to the right of my precious FB real estate, I should pay attention to my real age, my jam box, and...

Simple, Really

Nancy Pelosi. Really, what can one say about her? Is she the sphincter hammer, the pompous turd captain; an elitist fuck-you dragon? No. She’s one...