Screw The News

Gawd… it’s been a week, hasn’t it? Riots, SJW’s and the everlasting gobstopper known as Covid19.
More important things like this are on tap for today. [wpdiscuz-feedback id=”4v6xy5wkg7″ question=”Did ya laff?” opened=”1″]I hope you laugh as much as I did.[/wpdiscuz-feedback]



About Lucia

Lucia is the 34-year-old owner of Lucky Lucia’s Bail Bonds. She is exciting and entertaining, but can also be very violent and a bit sneaky. She is an Italian firecracker who defines herself as straight. She has a post-graduate degree in glamour. Physically, Lucia is in pretty good shape. She is tall with bronze skin, dark auburn hair and brown eyes. She has a scar on her cheek from a tussle with Zack Vincent Ross. She is left-handed. Having never really known her parents, she was raised in a series of upper class foster homes. She is currently in a relationship with Brian Montgomery Anderson. Brian is 17 years older than her and owns one of her diamonds and a large conglomerate of whistle factories. Lucia’s best friend is an avid collector of men called D’arcy. They frequent classy nightclubs and have few scruples.

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