Social Distancing and Bored Outta My Skull

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Day 1 of “social distancing”. If this is any indication of how my life’s going to be for any length of time, prepare yourselves. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride.

This requires a show trial at The Hague followed by swift and bloody execution.

When you vote for the Elder Gods you vote for the dream that has united humanity for ages: We will kill the sun!! As voter #148 of my county I’m doing my part to bring unspeakable horrors and chaos into reality. Until you lose your mind you haven’t given your all!

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is not an approved cooking method. Not even if you have a fever.

 

About Lucia

Lucia is the 34-year-old owner of Lucky Lucia’s Bail Bonds. She is exciting and entertaining, but can also be very violent and a bit sneaky. She is an Italian firecracker who defines herself as straight. She has a post-graduate degree in glamour. Physically, Lucia is in pretty good shape. She is tall with bronze skin, dark auburn hair and brown eyes. She has a scar on her cheek from a tussle with Zack Vincent Ross. She is left-handed. Having never really known her parents, she was raised in a series of upper class foster homes. She is currently in a relationship with Brian Montgomery Anderson. Brian is 17 years older than her and owns one of her diamonds and a large conglomerate of whistle factories. Lucia’s best friend is an avid collector of men called D’arcy. They frequent classy nightclubs and have few scruples.

2 Replies to “Social Distancing and Bored Outta My Skull”

  1. Modesty Fiona Blaise on said:

    How did I miss THIS?? Bwahahahahahahaha!!
    Vagina potato…I’m dying!!

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