You’ve been friends with someone for twenty-plus years. You’ve drunk with them many times, held each other up physically and emotionally, and witnessed the birth of her first grandchild. You’ve always agreed to disagree on whose college football team is the best, and in all things you do what is right and good.
Then one day you wake up and discover she’s stupid. So stupid in fact, nothing would make you happier than to just slap the taste right out of her mouth and make her apologize for being that stupid.
She’s a crazed vaccinated lefty.
And that’s all I can say about that.