Straight Out Of Left Field

You’ve been friends with someone for twenty-plus years. You’ve drunk with them many times, held each other up physically and emotionally, and witnessed the birth of her first grandchild. You’ve always agreed to disagree on whose college football team is the best, and in all things you do what is right and good.
Then one day you wake up and discover she’s stupid. So stupid in fact, nothing would make you happier than to just slap the taste right out of her mouth and make her apologize for being that stupid.


She’s a crazed vaccinated lefty.
And that’s all I can say about that.

5 Replies to “Straight Out Of Left Field”

  1. Hey Sparky
    I reckon worst case scenario would be family. Man that bites. My own mother thinks I’m the nut job. Hell, we don’t talk much anymore. 
    Sad state of affairs it is.  But you nailed it. Cheers lovely lady.

  2. I feel the same way about soooo many people, family and friends from over the years who are full bore vaxholes. The thing is that I’ve done a fair bit of research into the injections commonly called vaccines.  And it is my unfortunate conclusion that the double and triple jabbed; the real true believers in these gene therapy treatments, well in many, many cases they will be leaving these mortal shores in the very near future. So many in fact that it will be hard to deny, even for the densest of them.
    Reality will be slapping them upside the head soon enough.

    • I’m by no means an anti-vaxxer, but as they say, “My body.. my choice.” I’m leery of being around anyone who’s had the damned thing installed in their body; those who’ve worked my last nerve telling me I better get it before I die.

      • Sister, Bro’-in-law, & all of their 3 adult offspring are now vaxxed. They still love me, and I them, but now they’re all afraid of being around me & my wife. This also includes all the great neices & nephews on that side of the family. We’re still all good on the phone, but in-person is a no-no to them these days.
        Off Topic: Gab being Gab, Sparky, I can’t tell what’s going on in one area. How can I tell if you or Modesty (or both) have me Muted, if you can’t see anything that I address to you? If either or both of you have, then no hard feelings at all. But if you haven’t, then why aren’t y’all getting my comments or messages?

        • Frankie, my notifications have been screwed up for so long I’m not surprised I haven’t seen you. One day, when the fat lady sings Gab will behave as it should. 😉

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