The ‘Rona and Walmart

D’arcy: Hey, Lu…did you read that the Covid virus was detected in sperm?

Lucia: No way! Did they test that on a reasonable number of people?

D’arcy: I don’t know. The article doesn’t say. Guess that means condoms are a must if you’re having sex.

Lucia: Who’s having sex? You can’t get close enough to anyone. But did you see the fastest way to spread Covid is by farting?

D’arcy: Lu!! You made that up! 

Lucia: Nope. True story. The blast of flatulence goes well beyond 6 feet, so good bye social distancing.

D’arcy: I’m never setting foot in Walmart again without a hazmat suit.

Lucia: D’arcy, have you ever been to a Walmart?

D’arcy:  No, but that’s besides the point. You’ve seen the photos of “Walmart People!”

About D'arcy

D'arcy grew up on an estate in upstate New York, surrounded by staff, with mostly absentee parents. Left to her own devices, she shunned school, read voraciously, and collected animals, first-edition volumes of her favorite books, and occasionally men. D'arcy recently moved out of her apartment on the UES of NYC with her cavachon pup, Aramis, and is currently living at her late parents estate while deciding on where to put down roots. The best way to get on her good side is to have a sense of humor, not take yourself too seriously, and be kind in general. Irritate her, and you'll be greeted with a laser look and a tongue lashing for the ages, and not the good kind.

4 Replies to “The ‘Rona and Walmart”

    • Hello, Happy! I take it you liked that comment?
      I miss you too! I don’t get the opportunity to visit the often, and when I go, it’s not working very well or at all!

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