D’arcy: Hey, Lu…did you read that the Covid virus was detected in sperm?
Lucia: No way! Did they test that on a reasonable number of people?
D’arcy: I don’t know. The article doesn’t say. Guess that means condoms are a must if you’re having sex.
Lucia: Who’s having sex? You can’t get close enough to anyone. But did you see the fastest way to spread Covid is by farting?
D’arcy: Lu!! You made that up!
Lucia: Nope. True story. The blast of flatulence goes well beyond 6 feet, so good bye social distancing.
D’arcy: I’m never setting foot in Walmart again without a hazmat suit.
Lucia: D’arcy, have you ever been to a Walmart?
D’arcy: No, but that’s besides the point. You’ve seen the photos of “Walmart People!”