Brown the chicken, check every five minutes to make sure I haven’t burnt the shit out of it, drain the grease off the chicken. Throw a log on the fire. Jiggle wood. Spew profanities at shitty poker. Locate favorite sauce pot. Brown spices, add tomatoes, stir. Bring in more firewood. Throw on two pieces. Jiggle wood. Wave away blue cloud of obscenities hurled at shitty poker. Wipe up sauce splatters from stove top; stir. Remind cat for 35th time it is *not* supper time yet. Jiggle wood. Throw shitty poker across room. Give up.